Looking for someone to make your tattoo? Logo? Shirts?

That's cool me too. This is Killjoy Multimedia Designs.

So what, who cares.

Your curiosity cares. I'm anti-life story when it comes to wanting to know what something is. So short and sweet like fun size candy. Tattoo design, business logos/cards, stickers, shirt printing and more!

You can't end a description with "and more!". Your right that's not fair but neither are taxes and you still pay them...I hope. And more means its up to you. Hey I know I am the smartest person in the world and all but only you can finish that sentence. By that I mean you want it designed, I got it. The world doesn't end with shirts, tattoos and logos.

You want a tote bag with your name? Alright! You want fridge magnets with your saying on it? Alright! You want a zebra striped blimp with your face in it? Okay but it will cost ya.

That has nothing to do with what your reading about. Smart people know that already.

So riddle me this, where do babies come from?

Everyone knows that when mommy and daddy hug, magic turns mommy into human time bomb and when the bomb gets too big daddy takes mommy to the hospital and she explodes. The doctor then prescribes mommy a baby to make her feel better. For the rest of her life.

I love babies.

In other words someone wants a tattoo with of a heart and a name inside it. Everyone knows how to draw a heart...with a name inside it. And now Jerry, Jennie and Samantha have a tattoo of a heart...with a name inside it. So what happens when your not everyone? Well your in the next category.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

You see, babies actually come from the stork. They can also come from an egg, angels from heaven or even from the milk man. I have also heard that they come from birds and bees but they don't look anything like a bird or bee so I'm not sure about that one yet.

Back to that tattoo with a heart and a name. The tattoo is now a name made into a heart or a bunch of hearts made into a name...OR a bunch of hearts in a name. Oh gosh my head is leaking out infectious creative thinking again. Someone call a doctor.

Well I am sure if a rocket scientist dedicated enough time to learning about brain surgery they might be able to. Good thing art isn't life threatening or I would have a lot of dead people on my hands.

"Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat"-Finding Nemo

You see! I don't even have to leave the couch to find a good quote anymore.

Just because I am good at what I do doesn't mean I want you to run all over my Facebook page thinking that you will never make something that awesome or that you don't have the creativity that I have. Well guess what, I don't look like Emma Stone but Cover Girl sells the products that make it so I can.

Now if you try to tell me that you don't have any paper or a writing utensil at home I will call you a lying bean bag sack.

I'm not a chief but I have pots and pans.

You can't even draw a stick figure? I'll bet my grandma has a picture of my family all beautifully drawn to perfect detail...in crayon...in a box in the attic.

I would teach you how to draw but I'll tell you what no one can REALLY teach art. Why? because the classes at school are an abomination. Just something else to tell you that your not as good as these people in the book. I failed art class, true story.

I did take classes and the only one I passed was one that pretty much taught me that anything I make is art.

Want to know how to find out if your any good? Just visit the one place where you can learn to be the best in any profession imaginable, Youtube.

Seriously, get tips and tricks to drawing if you want. Its the at home collage of our time. The library would work too but they must be like 100 years old. I'm not even sure if I know where one is.

So if you decide to visit my page http://www.facebook.com/KilljoyMultimediadesigns let it inspire you rather then get you down. I'd rather see someone get motivated by my work rather then buy it.

I don't seem to think so but if you do then I hope I didn't turn all of your brain cells into boogers.

So you are not motivated to procrastinate like the rest of the world and want to find contact information?

Send an e-mail to KLLJOYDSIGNS@gmail.com

Tell me what your looking for? Tell me about your idea! Have questions on how the process works? Unfortunately until I make another post on "More Ways to Put You to Sleep." you still have to send an e-mail.

Where are my manors. Please forgive me, I was raised by a pack of wild robots. If you where more motivated reading this then watching Family Guy please let me know! The more feedback I get the more I will write.

Also if you didn't already check out my Facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/KilljoyMultimediadesigns

New designs pop up every week! Cross my heart hope to not die. Keep the needle away from my eye.